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We \u2665 jokes<\/strong> in our house, especially ones that sneak in some STEM learning love! The punnier the better. We tell knock knock jokes around the dinner table. My youngest likes to read joke books before going to bed. Sometimes I pop an educational joke into their school lunchbox. We tell riddles on long car trips. You get the idea…<\/p>\n You might have already seen our awesome list of 60+ science jokes<\/a>, but I was starting to feel that the other STEM subjects deserved some punny love too! This may<\/em> have resulted in my spending the last few hours So, if you’re looking for math jokes that will make your kids smile, giggle, snort and LOL, you’ve come to the right place! Here we have a whole bunch of kid-friendly math jokes and puns, that are perfect for primary \/ elementary school aged kids. The best bit is that most of these jokes require some understanding of math principles, so if your kids ‘get’ the jokes, then they are demonstrating and cementing their math knowledge, and if they need some of the jokes to be explained to them, then you can help them learn new concepts in a fun way.<\/p>\n If you’re a parent, you might like to print these out and pop them in their school lunchboxes, or maybe read a couple out before dinner each night. If you’re a teacher, I reckon they’d make great ice-breakers for the start of math class or in between activities. (There’s a link to a printable version below.)<\/em><\/p>\n Q. What can be right, but never wrong?<\/strong> Q. How can you make seven even?<\/strong> Q. Which snakes are best at doing sums?<\/strong> Q. What did the zero say to the eight?<\/strong> Q. Who do geometry teachers like to hang out with?<\/strong> Q. What do you call an empty parrot cage?<\/strong> Q. Why can’t your nose be twelve inches long?<\/strong> Q. If two is company, and three is a crowd, what are four and five?<\/strong> Q. Which sea creature can add up?<\/strong> Teacher: “What is a forum?”<\/strong> Q. Why can’t you trust mathematicians?<\/strong> Q. Why is six afraid of seven?<\/strong> Q. What do you call a missing octopus?<\/strong> Q. What makes arithmetic hard work?<\/strong> “Waiter, will the sausages be long?”<\/strong> Q. Did you hear about the tree growing outside the maths classroom?<\/strong> Q. Which month has 28 days?<\/strong> Q. Why was the maths book sad?<\/strong> Q. How many apples can you put in an empty box?<\/strong> The farmer said to the farmer’s hand “There’s 58 sheep in the upper field. Can you round them up for me?”<\/strong> Q. Who’s the queen of the pencil case?<\/strong> Q. Why was the obtuse triangle upset?<\/strong> Q. How to you keep warm in a cold room?<\/strong> Q. What did the acorn say when it grew up?<\/strong> Q. What did Harry Potter say when Hermione reversed the curse?<\/strong> Q. What did the piggy bank say?<\/strong> Q. If I had six apples in one hand and seven oranges in the other, what would I have?<\/strong> Q. Where do math teachers go on vacation?<\/strong> Q. What do you call friends who love math?<\/strong> Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?<\/strong> Q. Are monsters good at maths?<\/strong> Q. Why was the triangle so adorable?<\/strong> Q. Why can you never trust a maths teacher holding graph paper?<\/strong> Q. Why was the equal sign so humble?<\/strong> Q. What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place?<\/strong> Q. Why did seven eat nine?<\/strong> Q. What is a math teacher’s favourite snake?<\/strong> Q. You know what seems odd to me?<\/strong> Q. Which knight created the round table?<\/strong> Q. Which king loved fractions?<\/strong> Q. Why shouldn’t you argue with a decimal?<\/strong> Q. What is a bird watcher’s favourite type of maths?<\/strong> There are three types of people in this world; those that can count, and those that cannot.<\/strong><\/p>\n Q. Why did the student get upset when her teacher called her average?<\/strong> Q. Have you heard the latest statistics joke?<\/strong> Q. What did Al Gore play on his guitar?<\/strong> giggling<\/del> researching and collating 45 of the funniest kid-friendly math jokes around.<\/p>\n![\"Funny](\"https:\/\/gosciencekids.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Funny-math-jokes-for-kids-square.jpg\")
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\n45 Hilarious Math Jokes for Kids<\/h2>\n
\nA. Angles!<\/p>\n
\nA. Take away the ‘s’.<\/p>\n
\nA. Adders!<\/p>\n
\nA. Nice belt.<\/p>\n
\nA. A small circle of friends.<\/p>\n
\nA. Polygon.<\/p>\n
\nA. Because then it would be a foot.<\/p>\n
\nA. Nine!<\/p>\n
\nA. An octo-plus!<\/p>\n
\nPupil: “Two-um, plus two-um.”<\/p>\n
\nA. Their loyalties are divided.<\/p>\n
\nA. Because seven ate nine!<\/p>\n
\nA. An octo-gone!<\/p>\n
\nA. All those numbers you have to carry.<\/p>\n
\nWaiter: “I’ll just go and measure them, Ma’am.”<\/p>\n
\nA. It grew square roots.<\/p>\n
\nA. All of them!<\/p>\n
\nA. Because it had too many problems.<\/p>\n
\nA. One. After that, it’s not empty any more.<\/p>\n
\nThe farmer’s hand said “Sure, 60.”<\/p>\n
\nA. The ruler.<\/p>\n
\nA. Because it is never right…<\/p>\n
\nA. Go into a corner, because it’s usually 90 degrees.<\/p>\n
\nA. Geometry.<\/p>\n
\nA. Hexagon<\/p>\n
\nA. Adjacent.<\/p>\n
\nA. Big hands!<\/p>\n
\nA. Times Square!<\/p>\n
\nA: Algebros!<\/p>\n
\nA: Pumpkin Pi<\/p>\n
\nA. Not unless you Count Dracula!<\/p>\n
\nA. Because it had acute angles!<\/p>\n
\nA. They must be plotting something!<\/p>\n
\nA. Because she knew she wasn’t greater than anyone else.<\/p>\n
\nA. A Roamin’ numeral.<\/p>\n
\nA. Because you’re supposed to eat three squared meals a day.<\/p>\n
\nA. A pi-thon.<\/p>\n
\nA. Numbers that can’t be divided by two.<\/p>\n
\nA. Sir Cumference!<\/p>\n
\nA. King Henry the 1\/8.<\/p>\n
\nA. Because decimals always have a good point.<\/p>\n
\nA. Owl-gebra.<\/p>\n
\nA. Because it was a mean thing to say.<\/p>\n
\nA. Probably.<\/p>\n
\nA. An algorithm!<\/p>\n
\n\nPrint these out and inspire your kid’s inner nerd!<\/h3>\n
\nTo download these math jokes as a printable, click here…<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n
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